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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 11, 2011
Transcript:
Rat: Pig, take a memo.... I have a final wish that I'd like you, my friends, to take note of and fulfill should I die an untimely death. Pig: Sure, Rat, what is it? Rat: I'd like you, too, to stop living. Goat: You might be a little vain. Rat: Oh, and make the world stop. It shouldn't go on without me. Pig: 'Stop.. Whole... World...'
fuzzpunch almost 14 years ago
I donât feel like other planets deserve existence continuing after mine. Destroy them too.
rayannina almost 14 years ago
Someone call a rodent exterminator âŠ
hariseldon59 almost 14 years ago
For a second I thought we were in for a heart felt moment. Well, for a split second that is.
GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago
The world stops for no one, Rat.
bergamot almost 14 years ago
I like this idea, but I donât think Iâll ask. I canât even convince people that when I die they should make a musuem/mausoleum in remembranceâŠ
Sisyphos almost 14 years ago
Youâre so vain, you thought this whole world was about you! Didnât you? Didnât you? âPig, you can give it a breakâŠ.
zero almost 14 years ago
As for myself, I donât think I could live in a world without any more Danny Donkey storiesâŠ
jakspigot almost 14 years ago
âŠ.." a man who was crushed to death by the little people around him "âŠâŠ -unknown gravestone
Arianne almost 14 years ago
Rat might be a little vain, but Pig does tend to go any way the wind blows.
Sandfan almost 14 years ago
Câmon, admit it! Deep down inside, we all feel that way.
hariseldon59 almost 14 years ago
Stop the world, I want to throw Rat off.
RussTrager almost 14 years ago
Comic should have said âtwoâ in the middle, not âtoo!â Doesnât any one know English anymore?
The Legend of Brandon Sawyer almost 14 years ago
can u say BIG EGO!
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Sounds like a Delusion for a Dragon SlayerâŠâŠâ
Snaptee almost 14 years ago
If Rat feel over dead while walking in the woods by himselfâŠwould it make a noise if there was no one around to hear it?
codedaddy almost 14 years ago
I sense that goat wonât ratify that memo.
egarkis almost 14 years ago
Yesterdays strip was funny but todays is okey.
BurritoBandito almost 14 years ago
Rat is a jerk, he didnât even order anything.
bmonk almost 14 years ago
I think they should hire LGD and give Rat an immediate âtimelyâ death, just in caseâŠ
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Rat sounds like Harold CampingâŠcome to think of it, Iâve never seen them together!!
OldestandWisest almost 14 years ago
LOVE the detail of Pigâs tongue sticking out of the edge of his mouth as he concentrates on writing down Ratâs instructions!
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 14 years ago
Whoa Rat, who died and made you âGodâ? Only the almighty himself can stop the world, not you!
mac47 almost 14 years ago
I agree with Ratâs final wish (Stop whole world). When I die, I wouldnât want to miss out on future events. An alternative, though, could be reincarnation or at least somehow finding out what happens through my future subscription to âEarth News From Heaven.â
Lawrence Stetz Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Tagline: Final Requests
I LOVE ME SOME RAT almost 14 years ago
I say Rat can do NO wrongâŠ..LONG LIVE RAT!!!
gene2u almost 14 years ago
Iâd like to think the world would stop for a billionth of a second when I die, but itâs not going to happen. Hopefully Iâll outlive everyone I know so I wonât be missed.
Sherlock Watson almost 14 years ago
I have a feeling that Ratâs âfriendsâ wonât do any of those things, âcause theyâll be too busy conga dancing.
gene2u almost 14 years ago
@Doctor Toon â True, the world could just be a thought experiment that ends with your permanent loss of conciousness.
Logical Duck almost 14 years ago
And the rat wonât goatify it either!
jabend almost 14 years ago
I didnât know Pig was left-handed pigs are?
codedaddy over 13 years ago
@russ Read it again noting the comma, and substitute âas wellâ for âtooâ and youâll get the English.
calex901 over 13 years ago
me juss want say dat pearls beefore swine ees da best strip eva and to qwote da rat in da strip me say âCrush da leetle peepleâ end qwote
One Navy Seal almost 5 years ago
This was actually ancient Egyptian culture. Whenever a pharaoh died, his entire crew would also be killed and buried in his pyramid.
Mando over 4 years ago
This s totally off topic but I hate the people who donât like pearls. Sometimes I agree with them though so it evens out.
Bob da croc almost 4 years ago
Where is me?