Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 08, 2009

But was it cheese? Could it have been curdled milk? Or fermented cow’s blood?

Not exactly on the same par with “That was one small step for a man…” was it?

Ya got the hang of it Brewster boy..twitter drivel rules

Further proof that only twits use twitter.

wndrwrthg, you surely do not suggest, however, that if one does not twitter, then that is proof that one is NOT a twit. Surely there are twits who do not twitter, whether due to financial limitations, technical incompetence, or prior accidents with lawnmowers…

Roger- “prior experience with lawn mowers”. I like that one. Glad I wasn’t drinking something when I read it.

pookid54 says: But if he’s a twit, wouldn’t EVERYTHING he does be considered twittering?

An interesting question, pookid, and one that philosophers have been trying to answer for decades; what makes a twit a twit?

I like to follow my own philosophy on this, and it is; ‘I twitter, therefore I am a twit’.

At times like this Brewster reminds me of Link Hogthrob, from The Muppet Show’s “Pigs in Space” sketch. Anyone else see him that way?

@ The Knight WSEEepzb(um) - I respect your self assessment and will not attempt to dissuade you.

For myself, I do not twitter; but I studied history and science without being bribed, and I actually wore my shirts buttoned to the collar without a tie, until almost eighth grade… therefore, while I am not and never was a twit, I do consider myself a recovering nerd.

I think he’s been reading Rowland Hedley’s twitters from Doonsbury. XD

Do you even know what that means??

Twit- n. slang. 1. a foolishly annoying person. 2. a pregnant goldfish

My goldfish got pregnant I twitted it on Twitter Which made all the twits On twitter titter

Now you know why they’re called Twits. Sorry, LOL

2:24 I’m just glad that for once, I’m not traveling to Uranus.

(Sorry, not even I could pass that one up.)

Some tweets have more inherent value than others.