I’d suggest that all the fundamentalists, including those in Congress, go to Utah and barricade themselves inside a mountain for at least the next several months – until October 21, the newest date for the Rapture. Just to get ready, while the rest of us party – no I mean prepare.
PredatorOfOmaha over 13 years ago
Fundamentalist Evangelicals make life so much more interesting! However, most Dispensationalists aren’t fond of guessing about Christ’s return.
runar over 13 years ago
I’ll drink to that.
Banjo Evans over 13 years ago
Did it get Scott Stantis?
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
I’m hearing John Lennon’s “Imagine” in my head.
PredatorOfOmaha over 13 years ago
Bring on John Calvin and Jacob Arminius! How about those Wesley brothers?
Spyderred over 13 years ago
I’d suggest that all the fundamentalists, including those in Congress, go to Utah and barricade themselves inside a mountain for at least the next several months – until October 21, the newest date for the Rapture. Just to get ready, while the rest of us party – no I mean prepare.
pschearer Premium Member over 13 years ago
The typo took the “mental” out of Fundamentalist. If only it were that easy.
spelvin2002 over 13 years ago
Does this mean there’s no Tea in fundamenalist? Then let the Party begin. Just don’t drink the T.