Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 04, 2011

That’s for the birds.

I don’t think we’re out of Kansas, Toto.

Reminds me of one I heard about a hillbilly that got a package in the mail. When he opened the box there was only a sexy nightgown In the box. His comment was, “Dag nab it! There was a girl in it in the catalogue.”

I met my husband on sheepharmony.com

Woody: Wasn’t there something like that as the ending to Castaway? A girl, a package, etc.?

Mixed Meds - I’m glad you don’t feel sheepish about it. I hope you’re wooly happy together. And Hippo - you mean the box with the satellite phone? :)

I’m told my problem with strike-through text is that I keep goofing up with dashes. I guess it’s when they accidentally touch a letter?

How to build a hillbilly crop “circle” trap.