Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for June 22, 2011

Where is Al Gore when he is needed?

He may have to take primedial classes.

Al Gore? … Where is Dan Quayle, when we need him?? Dan would add an extra, silent, “o” at the end of the word, and spell it “pachycephalosauruso”.

My favorite was “archaeopteryx.”

Their choice of words is pterrible.

@Rx71Wm29 – my son would spell it ’Pachycephalosaurusninja" (The ninja is silent)

The kid should ask him to use it in a sentence. It would be a non-word, since dinosaurs were extinct long before humans evolve to the stage illustrated.

I was incorrect about Al Gore. He said he “invented the Internet”. Maybe the 2 of them could form an act ‘Al & Dan’ like ‘Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis’ or ‘Rowan & Martin’.

The children back then were better educated than kids today. Education system was only 4 nights long. 3 nights around the fire pit and then the ‘in the field practical test’. The ones that survived, graduated. They were the ones swimming in the deep end of the gene pool.

Funny!