FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 06, 2011

of course. how else would a couple of nerds fight but via D & D? i love it!

Hey, it’s keeping Eileen and Phoebe away — all to the good, right?

Someone has to say this… “It’s only a scratch!” “It’s just a flesh wound!”

Make it count Marcus; reloading the crossbow with one arm is going to be a bear!

It feels like Marcus is being set up, but he was intentionally smearing his fingerprints…

Tell you what. We’ll play D&D for your freedom. If I win, you are my slave. If you win, you go free. How about it?

now, if we can just get nations to settle their disputes this way

If only… anyway, Marcus didn’t steal the journal, but I know who did… hehehehe!!!!!!

Don’t tease us,Doctor11! If you so much as dance around the reveal,you might get tagged as a “wrecker of lives” and be accused of “feeling superior” as I was over at Bloom County. I’ve therefore mounted the “Wreckin’ Lives and Feelin’ Superior” tour. If this happens to you, feel free to join me! I’d love the company!

yeah primal black fighting

+12 Crossbow of Heavenly Accuracy-Self Cocking, Auto-reloading, Gyro-stabilized, GPS enabled, Self-targeting, Fire-and-forget Cruise Missile Launcher

Ooh. Do the Pi backwards duel again.