Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 15, 1986
January 14, 1986
January 16, 1986
Transcript:
Calvin: Now look! You got us sent to the principal's office! Susie: Gosh! Do you think we'll get paddled?? They can't paddle me! I'm a girl!! Calvin: What's that got to do with it? Susie: Girls have more delicate heinies.
These days they wouldn’t have to worry about being paddled. It’s not that student heinies, of either gender, are more sensitive–but that parents are more sensitive, and lawyers more aggressive…
Listen, if you’re questioning the ethics of paddling a child based on arbitrary gender ideas, what does that tell you about paddling children in general?
masterturtle over 14 years ago
oh sure, just that you wanted women’s equality and now this>:O you cant have both you selfish selfish girl>:O
ricpent over 14 years ago
No way! I ain’t going here!
hobbsfriend over 14 years ago
WE DO SUSIE WE DO,LIVE WITH IT CALVIN! LOL
bmonk almost 14 years ago
These days they wouldn’t have to worry about being paddled. It’s not that student heinies, of either gender, are more sensitive–but that parents are more sensitive, and lawyers more aggressive…
comicguy666 over 13 years ago
principal Calvin shouldn’t go to you he wasnt passing secret messages
susie rocks almost 13 years ago
I HEART CAPS LOCK!
yow4zip Premium Member over 12 years ago
That stopped Calvin.
Starfollower777 about 12 years ago
The principal is a man. It wouldn’t be appropriate for him to paddle Susie
SaveOftenX3 about 12 years ago
delicate heinies something important in college
Stellagal over 9 years ago
This is my first time reading these strips, so I didn’t really expect that to happen. :)
lasagnalicker about 8 years ago
EAT IT
Bibleman2002 over 7 years ago
Susie, I hate to break it to you but have you ever heard the old saying “snitches get stitches”
203298 about 7 years ago
People weren’t paddled at school less than 40 years ago.
Pango Premium Member over 4 years ago
Huh?
chbn✔️ about 4 years ago
why is Calvin going to the principal
Unicorn55 (Happy New Year 2022!) almost 4 years ago
When I was in Pre-K, I had to just go to another classroom. Not get paddled
Zilba Follie over 1 year ago
Listen, if you’re questioning the ethics of paddling a child based on arbitrary gender ideas, what does that tell you about paddling children in general?