Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 31, 1986
March 30, 1986
April 01, 1986
Transcript:
Calvin: I told you I'm not sick! What's that? Will it hurt? Doctor: IT's a tongue depressor. It won't hurt at all. Calvin: What's that? Will it hurt? Doctor: It's a stethoscope. It won't hurt at all. Calvin: What's that? Will it hurt? Doctor: It's a cattle prod. It hurts a little less than a branding iron. Doctor: Little kids have no sense of humor.
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KimmyCruz almost 15 years ago
Haha! I hate syringes when i was a little kid.
yog-sothoth over 14 years ago
Me too. Now pain is orgasmic.
AnalogKid06 over 14 years ago
Love Calvin’s expressions in this.
louiethechewy123 over 14 years ago
The expressions make his head as big as his body.
ricpent over 14 years ago
HABAHB. LOL!
Tikhon211 almost 14 years ago
this is a trubute to yesterdays comic?
yow4zip Premium Member over 13 years ago
Short lived doc.
bmonk over 13 years ago
At least Calvin was quiet for the next part of the exam.
andraa over 13 years ago
Doc, you’ll surely make the grade as a pediatrician …
asherman about 9 years ago
Speaking from experience, an electric goad hurts A LOT less than a branding iron.
BarrelO'Molasses Premium Member about 8 years ago
I would have laughed.
Tijaro about 4 years ago
relax Calvin, i had to have a 3-day surgery when i was younger than you
CatDefender almost 2 years ago
If that isn’t really a cattle prod, then what could it be?