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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 23, 1986
July 22, 1986
July 24, 1986
Transcript:
Rosalyn: OK... Everyone in the water! Calvin: I refuse! I'm freezing already! Rosalyn: Calvin, do you know what a "rat tail" is? Calvin: No. Rosalyn: It's when you soak a towel and twist it up into a whip. It stings like crazy and is much worse than being cold. Get my drift? Calvin: I always thought lifeguards were just taught how to resuscitate people and things like that.
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yeahiknow over 14 years ago
Sometimes, anarchy isn’t the best thing. Especially with a communist life guard.
yow4zip Premium Member over 13 years ago
He’ll get whipped into shape.
bmonk over 13 years ago
Rosalyn takes no prisoners when it comes to little snot-nose kids like Calvin.Remember: She’s the only person who ever won at Calvinball.
uber-mark over 7 years ago
That’s it… I’m now referring to you as “Cmonk”… You’ve lost a grade… I foresee Cmonkey in your near future as well…