The City by John Backderf for June 15, 2011

I thought the cell phone zombies were already here.

Another reason to dump the iPoos.

I quit going to movies because of cell phones and obnoxious idiots who talk on them.

I’m hoping bluetooth headsets aggrevate the condition.

This is just thinning the herd. You know, like radical climate change, terrorists, war, serial killers, the Earth’s shifting magnetic poles. Bad stuff happens every day. And people die.

So it turns out that the teens and tweens tweeting and texting are smarter than we thought they were.

…I’ll only give up my phone when you pry it from my cold dead radioactive hands….

98% of all cell phone conversations are pointless, but that’s simply because 98% of cell phone users have nothing important to say in the first place. (And they say it constantly!)