Transcript:
Goat: Where's Rat today? Pig: He got a job as a TV news anchor. Goat: Since when did he take an interest in TV news? Pig: Since he learned that they like to do stories based on fear. Rat: Tonight at six... how fat dwarves are planning to eat you.
rayannina over 13 years ago
I’m stockpiling canned goods and dwarf repellent as we speak …
BananaSlug over 13 years ago
Oh God, it’s Snow White all over again!
zero over 13 years ago
No news - is good news.
perceptor3 over 13 years ago
I think I saw that story on Yahoo! News yesterday. . .
luckylouie over 13 years ago
If it bleeds, it leads.
jpsomebody over 13 years ago
Stock up on boots to protect your ankles!
perceptor3 over 13 years ago
And we all know, of course, that the crisis will be
1. Boehner’s fault
or
2. Obama’s fault
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
Still casting aspersions on Pluto? Or, maybe I should keep a small-caliber gun handy?
Skarlett Premium Member over 13 years ago
On Wednesday, they were DWARFS. Today, they mutated into DWARVES…
AnonymousUser over 13 years ago
I’m more worried about gnomes. I accidently came upon a comic about psychopathic murderous gnomes many years ago and that made me want to smash up garden gnomes for a week.
vwdualnomand over 13 years ago
tv news that do stories based on fear…must be fox news or news corp.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Hi ho, hi ho, it’s of to work we go…..
eddie6192 over 13 years ago
At least I learned something from this strip, other than the fact that Pastis is nuts, that the plural of “dwarf” is dwarves.
gordrogb Premium Member over 13 years ago
Snow White called – said she’s looking for a book deal.
ReaderLady over 13 years ago
I always knew Happy had a dark secret…
Shooter918 over 13 years ago
I’ll be hiding in my local bowling alley.
hariseldon59 over 13 years ago
How does Rat keep getting these jobs?
fullyloaded55 over 13 years ago
And the plural of midget is midgi and there were three of them that followed a star somewhere…lol…
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
I think the dwarf threat is up to orange this week. Grumpy is REALLY grumpy
dante.deangelo over 13 years ago
synchronicity with The Argyle Sweater today.
bmonk over 13 years ago
Oh no! Will Pastis tie up two more arcs with Pluto eating earthlings as well as drinking passing aliens??Stay tuned for further developments. Brought to you by a Rat Fink.
HaroldPalmer over 13 years ago
I’m surprised Rat doesn’t have a beer with him at the anchor desk.
Demonick over 13 years ago
Actually the dwarf in the photo looks like someone is about to eat him!!!
lmubill over 13 years ago
Rat forgot to add the “and how you can protect your children” bit that local stations like to use to scare parents into watching.
Tommy1733 over 13 years ago
Be sure to check out The argyle Sweater today – spooky
Dirty Dragon over 13 years ago
Oh look – it’s Bill O’Ratly.
Number Three over 13 years ago
LOL!
That is so cute
xxx
Popeyesforearm over 13 years ago
I bet he’s not wearing any pants behind that desk too.
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
Rat News Channel is on the air!
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Scary news!
bwpeck over 13 years ago
Garden Gnomes!
RyuKatoma over 13 years ago
I cant wait to see all the people who take this the wrong way respond! Stephan, you are a genius!
mac47 over 13 years ago
Oh no!
spiritoflionelhutzlives Premium Member over 13 years ago
…midgets…wrap them in cotton and they make great tampons for elephants…
Rat over 4 years ago
The Only thing scary then the news is politics.