Transcript:
Goat: Where's Rat today? Pig: He got a job as a TV news anchor. Goat: Since when did he take an interest in TV news? Pig: Since he learned that they like to do stories based on fear. Rat: Tonight at six... how fat dwarves are planning to eat you.
rayannina about 13 years ago
I’m stockpiling canned goods and dwarf repellent as we speak …
BananaSlug about 13 years ago
Oh God, it’s Snow White all over again!
zero about 13 years ago
No news - is good news.
perceptor3 about 13 years ago
I think I saw that story on Yahoo! News yesterday. . .
luckylouie about 13 years ago
If it bleeds, it leads.
jpsomebody about 13 years ago
Stock up on boots to protect your ankles!
perceptor3 about 13 years ago
And we all know, of course, that the crisis will be
1. Boehner’s fault
or
2. Obama’s fault
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Still casting aspersions on Pluto? Or, maybe I should keep a small-caliber gun handy?
Skarlett Premium Member about 13 years ago
On Wednesday, they were DWARFS. Today, they mutated into DWARVES…
AnonymousUser about 13 years ago
I’m more worried about gnomes. I accidently came upon a comic about psychopathic murderous gnomes many years ago and that made me want to smash up garden gnomes for a week.
vwdualnomand about 13 years ago
tv news that do stories based on fear…must be fox news or news corp.
GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago
Hi ho, hi ho, it’s of to work we go…..
eddie6192 about 13 years ago
At least I learned something from this strip, other than the fact that Pastis is nuts, that the plural of “dwarf” is dwarves.
gordrogb Premium Member about 13 years ago
Snow White called – said she’s looking for a book deal.
ReaderLady about 13 years ago
I always knew Happy had a dark secret…
Shooter918 about 13 years ago
I’ll be hiding in my local bowling alley.
hariseldon59 about 13 years ago
How does Rat keep getting these jobs?
fullyloaded55 about 13 years ago
And the plural of midget is midgi and there were three of them that followed a star somewhere…lol…
Nighthawks Premium Member about 13 years ago
I think the dwarf threat is up to orange this week. Grumpy is REALLY grumpy
dante.deangelo about 13 years ago
synchronicity with The Argyle Sweater today.
bmonk about 13 years ago
Oh no! Will Pastis tie up two more arcs with Pluto eating earthlings as well as drinking passing aliens??Stay tuned for further developments. Brought to you by a Rat Fink.
HaroldPalmer about 13 years ago
I’m surprised Rat doesn’t have a beer with him at the anchor desk.
Demonick about 13 years ago
Actually the dwarf in the photo looks like someone is about to eat him!!!
lmubill about 13 years ago
Rat forgot to add the “and how you can protect your children” bit that local stations like to use to scare parents into watching.
Tommy1733 about 13 years ago
Be sure to check out The argyle Sweater today – spooky
Dirty Dragon about 13 years ago
Oh look – it’s Bill O’Ratly.
Number Three about 13 years ago
LOL!
That is so cute
xxx
Popeyesforearm about 13 years ago
I bet he’s not wearing any pants behind that desk too.
Sherlock Watson about 13 years ago
Rat News Channel is on the air!
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Scary news!
bwpeck about 13 years ago
Garden Gnomes!
RyuKatoma about 13 years ago
I cant wait to see all the people who take this the wrong way respond! Stephan, you are a genius!
mac47 about 13 years ago
Oh no!
spiritoflionelhutzlives about 13 years ago
…midgets…wrap them in cotton and they make great tampons for elephants…
Rat over 4 years ago
The Only thing scary then the news is politics.