Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 15, 2011

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    rayannina  over 13 years ago

    I’m stockpiling canned goods and dwarf repellent as we speak …

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    BananaSlug  over 13 years ago

    Oh God, it’s Snow White all over again!

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    zero  over 13 years ago

    No news - is good news.

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    perceptor3  over 13 years ago

    I think I saw that story on Yahoo! News yesterday. . .

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    luckylouie  over 13 years ago

    If it bleeds, it leads.

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    jpsomebody  over 13 years ago

    Stock up on boots to protect your ankles!

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    perceptor3  over 13 years ago

    And we all know, of course, that the crisis will be

    1. Boehner’s fault

    or

    2. Obama’s fault

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    Sisyphos  over 13 years ago

    Still casting aspersions on Pluto? Or, maybe I should keep a small-caliber gun handy?

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    Skarlett Premium Member over 13 years ago

    On Wednesday, they were DWARFS. Today, they mutated into DWARVES…

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    AnonymousUser  over 13 years ago

    I’m more worried about gnomes. I accidently came upon a comic about psychopathic murderous gnomes many years ago and that made me want to smash up garden gnomes for a week.

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    vwdualnomand  over 13 years ago

    tv news that do stories based on fear…must be fox news or news corp.

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Hi ho, hi ho, it’s of to work we go…..

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    eddie6192  over 13 years ago

    At least I learned something from this strip, other than the fact that Pastis is nuts, that the plural of “dwarf” is dwarves.

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    gordrogb Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Snow White called – said she’s looking for a book deal.

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    ReaderLady  over 13 years ago

    I always knew Happy had a dark secret…

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    Shooter918  over 13 years ago

    I’ll be hiding in my local bowling alley.

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    hariseldon59  over 13 years ago

    How does Rat keep getting these jobs?

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    fullyloaded55  over 13 years ago

    And the plural of midget is midgi and there were three of them that followed a star somewhere…lol…

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I think the dwarf threat is up to orange this week. Grumpy is REALLY grumpy

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    dante.deangelo  over 13 years ago

    synchronicity with The Argyle Sweater today.

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    bmonk  over 13 years ago

    Oh no! Will Pastis tie up two more arcs with Pluto eating earthlings as well as drinking passing aliens??Stay tuned for further developments. Brought to you by a Rat Fink.

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    HaroldPalmer  over 13 years ago

    I’m surprised Rat doesn’t have a beer with him at the anchor desk.

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    Demonick  over 13 years ago

    Actually the dwarf in the photo looks like someone is about to eat him!!!

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    lmubill  over 13 years ago

    Rat forgot to add the “and how you can protect your children” bit that local stations like to use to scare parents into watching.

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    Tommy1733  over 13 years ago

    Be sure to check out The argyle Sweater today – spooky

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    Dirty Dragon  over 13 years ago

    Oh look – it’s Bill O’Ratly.

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    Number Three  over 13 years ago

    LOL!

    That is so cute

    xxx

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    Popeyesforearm  over 13 years ago

    I bet he’s not wearing any pants behind that desk too.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 13 years ago

    Rat News Channel is on the air!

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    Scary news!

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    bwpeck  over 13 years ago

    Garden Gnomes!

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    RyuKatoma  over 13 years ago

    I cant wait to see all the people who take this the wrong way respond! Stephan, you are a genius!

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    mac47  over 13 years ago

    Oh no!

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    spiritoflionelhutzlives Premium Member over 13 years ago

    …midgets…wrap them in cotton and they make great tampons for elephants…

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    Rat  over 4 years ago

    The Only thing scary then the news is politics.

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