Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 25, 1987
Transcript:
Calvin: I'm back, Mom. I changed my mind about seceding. I want to be your kid again, Ok? Mom: You'll always be my kid. I'm glad you're back. Calvin: Well, Hobbes was being a moron, so I decided I didn't want to live in the Yukon with him. Mom: So where is Hobbes now? Calvin: Isn't he back yet? Mom: How could Hobbes get back by himself? Calvin: You're right. That dumb tigeer couldn't find his way out of an empty room.
CaptainObvious almost 14 years ago
When two world views clash, feign ignorance and blame it on the stupid tiger.
yow4zip Premium Member about 12 years ago
Hobbes’ ears are burning.
bmonk about 12 years ago
If Hobbes is that dumb, and Calvin is even dumber . . .
Nate Wright (Mischief God) over 3 years ago
Unfortunately, Hobbes “malfunctions” when Calvin isn’t around.