Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 12, 2011
Transcript:
Frazz: Your dog ran off with your ex-wife. Coach Hacker: Isn't that great? Frazz: No! Coach Hacker: AND he piddled on my truck! Frazz: You don't have to be a train wreck to write songs! Coach Hacker: That's the least convincing thing you've said since "running is fun". Frazz: I may concede your point. Coach Hacker: I concede it may not have been the dog.
Edcole1961 over 13 years ago
Here’s my idea for a title: “My Best Friend got Whizzed Away.”
Creature950 over 13 years ago
And with disco, you just have to repeat the same phrase over and over and over again.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Hey, don’t give away my porno music secrets.
beady.el over 13 years ago
It may not have been the dog – who piddled, or ran off with the ex wife?
puddleglum1066 over 13 years ago
The most amazing thing about this strip is that Frazz seems to acknowledge that running isn’t “fun.”
jpsomebody over 13 years ago
Are you sure that it is your truck?
treBsdrawkcaB over 13 years ago
Running isn’t fun! Maybe that’s why his truck doesn’t. If life’s train wrecks don’t make good songs, then why are there SO many successful ones? Ah! Frazz will teach him what he knows: How to write UN-successful songs!Nabuquduriuzhur – Praise music isn’t for you – it’s for God! Praise music provides a vehicle for you to make the words of praise and worship it contains to also be your own expression to the one, true, living God who loves you with an everlasting love! It could also leave instrumental gaps, repeating the same series of chords, giving you an opportunity for offering personal praise & worship from your heart, inspired by His tremendous grace and mercy that is always surrounding us. If you don’t see that or if this seems foreign to you, you need know the real, living God.http://www.notreligion.com/http://www.needhim.org/
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 13 years ago
He needs a new Blues name…. you can make your own Blues name; First, name of physical infirmity (Blind, Cripple, Lame, etc.), then name of a fruit (Lemon, Lime, Kiwi,etc.)….. then last name of President (Jefferson, Johnson, Fillmore, etc.)
Example, Blind Lemon Jefferson, or Cripple Kiwi Fillmore, etc. (Well, maybe not “Kiwi.”)
cipactli77 over 13 years ago
Country – crappy music sung by inbred artists who appeal to people with no jobs
hippogriff over 13 years ago
“Praise” is a way of avoiding Amos 5:20-24, either Matthew or Luke’s Sermon on the Mount, and similar statements from most of the world’s religions.
AlisonFarmer over 13 years ago
There’s country – and there’s country. The kind you hear on the 4th of July shouldn’t ever be sung in public.