Pickles by Brian Crane for June 29, 2011

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    EarlWash  over 13 years ago

    Can’t take any chances.

    Staying away from natural causes as well. Too many dying of those, too.

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    Llewellenbruce  over 13 years ago

    It’s an eventual reality for everyone eventually though.

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    odeliasimone  over 13 years ago

    Yes, it IS contagious! I’ve already got it in my DNA!

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    orinoco womble  over 13 years ago

    It is, though, grandpa. Everybody catches it if they live long enough. You should have told Nelson it’s age-specific.

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    If I’d have believed as Nelson does, I would have kept my distance.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago

    It’s birthdays that do it. Earl better tell Nelson not to have any more birthdays so he won’t get old.

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    jplyler  over 13 years ago

    Yes, you already had the “disease” from the day you were conveived. For some it is a gradual and not all that unpleasant a progression. We grieve for those who escape this disease by means of other causes – many at all too early an age.

    From another vantage point – aren’t most people hoping to die of old age?

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Just want to grow old gracefully.

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    tarzanjungle2  over 13 years ago

    1 Corinthians 15:26 “As the last enemy, death is to be brought to nothing.” Regardless, of what we know, Death is never our friend. In the Bible there are nine recorded resurrections.On the first day of his being raised, the Bible reveals, Jesus appeared on five different occasions to some of his disciples. (Matt. 28:1-15; John 20:11-25; Luke 24:13-43) Then, during the days that followed, he showed himself to them several more times, once to upward of 500 disciples! (John 20:26-29; 21:1-19; 1 Cor. 15:3-7. So we can understand then when Acts 17:31 says ‘Jesus is the guarantee of the resurrection to man.’At John 11:11 Jesus likens death to sleep. There are clinical deaths and a biological deaths, both of which one can recover (but not the latter, right now). Scientists, say “We only use one-one hundredth of 1% percent of our total brain capacity within a seventy to eighty year lifespan.” Clearly, we were meant to live longer than we do now. It is estimated that at least 20 billion people of every one who has ever lived and died. In the near future, of those 20 billion who make up the resurrection to life on earth- each person can have one acre of land to live on, so there will be space for everyone.Peace and Good Health

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    TexTech  over 13 years ago

    @rollsroyce Yeah, I’m with you on that one. Thank goodness for the scroll button. I just sort of slid right on past all that stuff.

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    EarlWash  over 13 years ago

    We have the vast majority of your kind in U.S. Politics and court systems. That’s exactly why our society and this nation is so screwed up.

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    crittermilker  over 13 years ago

    why not? you are at yours……. j/k btw

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    DavidGBA  over 13 years ago

    Well, he already has the seeds of it!

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    jtviper7  over 13 years ago

    i don’t ever read posts over 3 lines anyway…

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    hippogriff  over 13 years ago

    It is contageous and we are all infected. It just has a longer incubation time for some people.

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    REDROCKER51  over 13 years ago

    i thought " comics " was supposed to make ya chuckle.

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    Jdude96  over 13 years ago

    He has freedom of speech.

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    Kid Covid  over 3 years ago

    Nelson having a pre emptive strike against me! DARN!

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