B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 29, 2011

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    odeliasimone  over 13 years ago

    ooooohhhhhhh!

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    Trainwreck_1  over 13 years ago

    The risk of falling of the couch and breaking your neck is too high! Old joke again.

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    Destiny23  over 13 years ago

    I’m not flexible enough to lick my own feet either. And I can’t think of any possible reason why I’d want to!!!HERE, WOLFIE!

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    Donald Benson Premium Member over 13 years ago

    “I think you better pet him first.”

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    This strip appears to have gone to the dogs.

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I’m glad I can’t lick my feet!

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    Rakkav  over 13 years ago

    If you can put your feet in your mouth…(Once Fat Broad, rebuffing a love note from Thor sent via Dookey Bird, told Thor to stick his feet in his mouth and wiggle his toes for 20 years – which Thor started doing, and which Dookey Bird thought “an endearing sight”.)

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    NE1956  over 13 years ago

    I’ll stick to licking my own fingers and possibly my own llps. That talent enough to satisfy me. Wolf may not bite, but I bet it’d make him growl.

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    LKD  over 13 years ago

    I guess he wishes he could put his foot into his mouth because you can’t get elected without that talent.

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    RedSteph  over 13 years ago

    come on, that is obviously a euphemism for what else dogs can lick on themselves that men wish they could.

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    Mowog  over 13 years ago

    Why do dogs do that? Because they can… @Number 6: “Be seeing you!”

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    Xane_T  over 13 years ago

    So many potential hilariously wrong comments to be made…

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    runar  over 13 years ago

    From the other side:Young Dog: Dad, why do humans pick their noses?Dad Dog: Because they can.

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    LovDComix  over 13 years ago
    Hey, people let fish give them pedicures, personally, i’d prefer a dog licking my feet to fish munching at them!
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    MontanaLady  over 13 years ago

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, too!

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    brigtime  over 13 years ago

    The way I heard it is: Wow your dog can lick his own errr feet. I wish I could do that.

    You probably can, but you better pet him first.

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    Neanderthal  over 13 years ago

    And there’s a reason we’re left to wishin’. tojm

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    reedkomicks Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Har har!

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    captainedd  over 13 years ago

    If we could lick ourselves, we would be sitting in caves, and civilization would have never developed

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    GeoSpyder  over 13 years ago

    Wolfie doesn’t look to thrilled about the prospect…..

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    tiwonge  over 13 years ago

    The joke would work better without the “own.”Your dog can lick his feet?

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    DRSRISINGER  over 13 years ago

    That ain’t the way I heard it. But yours is printable!

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    lin4869  over 13 years ago

    R_Noonan63, Peter Sellers movie—loved it!

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    adubman  over 13 years ago

    Then there’s this one:

    Two guys are sitting on a park bench when a beautiful woman walking a dog on a leash goes by.

    Guy #1: “Wow, is she a knockout!”Guy #2: “The one holding the leash isn’t bad either.”

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