Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for July 22, 2011

Much longer than you think…

She can’t be too far from the moon by now.

Well, what store were you headed to, Broomie? On which planet, moon, or asteroid?

I didn’t know Broomie could breathe without oxygen!?!

I’m no expertbut shouldn’t it be a little darker up where she is? Wouldn’t she be seeing stars?

Can Broomie zap in a vacuum?

“Ach! Your mother rides a vacuum cleaner!”Kudos to anyone who knows the source of this quote.

I wonder if she’s the new moon that was spotted around Pluto recently.

Be glad she is not a driver on the freeway!

Pay attention NASA Broomie has the answer!

Forget GPS — she needs SSPS!

at least she didn’t suffer the same fate as that ladywho bought an RV…set it on cruise control..and thengot up and went back to the bathroom(took out two cactus..in Arizona..survived the crash)

If she traveled at almost the speed of light, she could go back and find everybody else older.

So this is how she got to be 1500 years old! Her body’s still human age, but she’s taken a few relatively long trips.

Did Broomie stopped in midair? Great air brakes then!

don’t fall off that broom, BroomHilda, it’s a looooong way down; I don’t think your broom goes fast enough to achieve orbit

In space no one can hear you snore.