Nancy: Sluggo, what's that thing?
Sluggo: It's a "PITCHBACK NET"---My coach wants me to practice my pitching accuracy with it--
Nancy: Does it work?
Sluggo: I don't know--I haven't HIT it yet.
My younger brother and I were playing softball back in our youth. His very first throw of the season kit me square in my forehead. I went down for the count. Sluggo is probably lucky.
Sluggo pitches like me. No, he’s better than I am – all of his pitches landed beyond the net. Then there was the time in gym class that my first pitch was inside — dead center on Coach’s crotch. At least he knew it wasn’t on purpose.
machpovii3 over 13 years ago
F-, Sluggo
NE1956 over 13 years ago
My younger brother and I were playing softball back in our youth. His very first throw of the season kit me square in my forehead. I went down for the count. Sluggo is probably lucky.
Kazbot over 13 years ago
Sluggo should concentrate on something he knows how to do… like sewing patches on things.
KnockBejeezus over 13 years ago
dude come on, you’re 5 feet away from it
ambrozic over 13 years ago
The Houston Astros could use you Sluggo!
whitecarabao over 13 years ago
Sluggo pitches like me. No, he’s better than I am – all of his pitches landed beyond the net. Then there was the time in gym class that my first pitch was inside — dead center on Coach’s crotch. At least he knew it wasn’t on purpose.