Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for June 27, 2011

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    margueritem  over 13 years ago

    Love this!

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    Edcole1961  over 13 years ago

    They never mentioned whether heā€™ll be choking his chicken. Then again, he should bite their heads off if heā€™s a real geek,

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 13 years ago

    Good one, Ed.

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    Possum Pete  over 13 years ago

    Ed, choking goes back to the first panel about his meat.

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    bdaverin  over 13 years ago

    Goat is delicious!

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    eb110americana  over 13 years ago

    ā€œDid I mention heā€™s naked?ā€ā€œYou didnā€™t have to.ā€

    Scott, did you mean that as in, ā€œNo, I really wish you hadnā€™t mentioned itā€ or ā€œNo, it goes without saying that he would be nakedā€? Either way, funny stuff!

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    sabrastein  over 13 years ago

    Iā€™m guessing that he killed a goat because thereā€™s too much meat for a billionaire and his girlfriend on a cow.

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    spinner13  over 13 years ago

    Gah. I used to fish when I was younger, and always caught-and-released, until one day when I decided to actually catch, kill and cook a fish ā€“ I was twelve, I think, and the idea seemed awesome. Well, I caught a fish (canā€™t remember what kind) a big one ā€“ and it turned out to be The Fish That Would Not Die. We mainly tried bashing it with a handy branch, because nobody (least of all me) had really thought the whole ā€˜killingā€™ part through, and it just flopped around horribly. Finally my dad managed to kill it by banging its head against a rock, by which point my sister and I were in tears and I was thoroughly disgusted. Then it took two bloody hours to clean, and all I was left with was two tiny, shredded, bony clumps of meat. I canā€™t even remember if it tasted good.

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