Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 26, 1989

Transcript:

Calvin as Spaceman Spiff: Out in the farthest reaches of the galaxy zooms interplanetary explorer, Spaceman Spiff! Ooh, nice scenery! The muck monsters of Mordo are closing in on our hero! A fiery flash of fatality-flare misses by mere micromips! Spiff's desperate gamit: To fly through the rings of planet ZK-5 below! Our hero throttles the thrusters and dives! It works! The muck monsters veer off, afraid to follow the fearless Spiff into the frozen fragments of ice and rock! Swerving left, right, up, and down, the amazing Spaceman Spiff pilots around each hurling missle! What skill! What fortitu.... Oh no! Our hero is going down! Moe: Got 'im! Heh heh! Boy: Those darn little guys are hard to hit, aren't they? Calvin: I hate playing "dodge ball" in gym class.