Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for July 27, 2011

See what happens when you forget your broom.

Lay down and play dead, or use your zap!

So…..aren’t you supposed to lay down and play dead???

Big wheel keep on turning! Or, run, Broomie, run!

Reminds me of the old joke where the two campers ran into an angry bear. So one of them quickly puts on his running shoes and starts tightening the laces. The other one says, “Why are you wasting time doing that? There’s no way you can outrun a bear!” So he says, “I don’t have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you!”

I tried playing dead with my mother-in-law but she started a fire and broke out the stew pot.

I don’t think the bear will want bread with that, Susan…..nor will cooking Broomie be necessary.

He’ll be sorry he ate Broomie. That heartburn will be enough to teach him not to do it again.

why doesn’t she zap him?

I’ve seen her whip bigger bares then this

Broomie’s running through the forest with a bear behind!

^ I didn’t need that visual — I’m trying to eat here!!!

Zap Fast!

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I don’t eat people.

I won’t eat people.

I don’t eat people.

Eating people is wrong.

In the second panel does anyone else hearthat TV cartoon skedaddle sound in their head..‘ZING’..