Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 14, 2011

Thankfully, Earth will be found not guilty … by the Casey Anthony jury.

Brewster please don’t use the Is Too defense;B: Is Not!A: Is Too!B: Is Not!A: Is Too!B: Is Too!Alien lawyer: We rest our case.

Brewster should learn the meaning of just one word: “delegate”.

“Alien, you ignorant slut!”“I’d like to add slander to my complaints, your honor.”

I thought Brewster wasn’t too bright, but whoever hired him to represent Earth in this trial ought to have their head examined (by alien probes)!

@sandfan: That’s pretty much the opposite of the “Ozy & Millie” gag where Millie wears an IWS shirt while holding a globe.

Perhaps he can use the Pee Wee Herman ploy: “I know you are, but what am I?”

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Actually, the alien’s injury was caused by Earth’s negligees; he was holding a Victoria’s Secret catalogue with one hand, and this left him with no free hands to steer his ship. (Think about it…)

“I came here to argue my case! This is a contradiction!”

“IS NOT!”

This made me think of that scene in “Heavy Metal” the movie: “Relax, I got an angle …”