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Perhaps he can use the Pee Wee Herman ploy: “I know you are, but what am I?”
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Actually, the alien’s injury was caused by Earth’s negligees; he was holding a Victoria’s Secret catalogue with one hand, and this left him with no free hands to steer his ship. (Think about it…)
rayannina over 13 years ago
Thankfully, Earth will be found not guilty … by the Casey Anthony jury.
x_Tech over 13 years ago
Brewster please don’t use the Is Too defense;B: Is Not!A: Is Too!B: Is Not!A: Is Too!B: Is Too!Alien lawyer: We rest our case.
Rakkav over 13 years ago
Brewster should learn the meaning of just one word: “delegate”.
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
“Alien, you ignorant slut!”“I’d like to add slander to my complaints, your honor.”
alan.gurka over 13 years ago
I thought Brewster wasn’t too bright, but whoever hired him to represent Earth in this trial ought to have their head examined (by alien probes)!
Sandfan over 13 years ago
Stephen Gilberg over 13 years ago
@sandfan: That’s pretty much the opposite of the “Ozy & Millie” gag where Millie wears an IWS shirt while holding a globe.
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
Perhaps he can use the Pee Wee Herman ploy: “I know you are, but what am I?”
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Actually, the alien’s injury was caused by Earth’s negligees; he was holding a Victoria’s Secret catalogue with one hand, and this left him with no free hands to steer his ship. (Think about it…)
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
“I came here to argue my case! This is a contradiction!”
“IS NOT!”
KatyaS over 13 years ago
This made me think of that scene in “Heavy Metal” the movie: “Relax, I got an angle …”