Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 17, 1990
April 16, 1990
April 18, 1990
Transcript:
Susie: Hey Calvin, didn't you sign up to play baseball at recess? Calvin: No, why? Susie: You must be the only boy who didn't. All the others are playing in the back fields. Calvin: You mean I'm the only boy on a playground full of girls?! Susie: It sure looks like it. Want to ride on the teeter-totter with me? Calvin: Oh no! I'm in cootie central! I haven't had my shots! Susie: Relax. Stupidity produces antibodies. Calvin: Air filter! Air filter!
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bhillianthe over 14 years ago
lmao
DerkinsVanPelt218 about 14 years ago
A pepperoni pizza Lunchables and a Butterfinger bar make good cootie antidotes.
emperor42 almost 14 years ago
When he grows up he’s going to regret that decision.
Xalder about 10 years ago
I don’t understand the new age teeter totters we have. I would liked to have been on a normal one that they had.
yow4zip Premium Member over 9 years ago
Calvin is teetering on the brink.
bmonk about 9 years ago
What makes Calvin think the girls want his cooties?
AaronJOyster over 4 years ago
He HATES getting shots.