Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 05, 1990
Transcript:
Calvin: Want to hear a joke I made up? Hobbes: Sure! Calvin: What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe with Lassie? Hobbes: I give up. Calvin: A melon-collie baby! Get it?? Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Oh! Oh! Haa ha ha! He just doesn't want to face up to the fact that I'll be the life of every party.
tammsys almost 12 years ago
He sounds like my friend, except her jokes rarely ever make sense.
the calvinosaurus that calvin wanted to discover over 9 years ago
why doesn’t he get it?
ClaraBadWolf almost 9 years ago
Well, it’s funnier than one I heard the other day.
Knock-Knock.
Who’s there?
Here
Here who?
Here I am!
See, not funny! That is the kind of joke you can expect from a seven-year-old, though.
yow4zip Premium Member over 8 years ago
Hobbes is feeling melancholy after that joke.
bRedfish almost 6 years ago
Nice one Calvin!
XavierKerr over 3 years ago
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rklynch over 3 years ago
With jokes like that, I doubt he’ll get an invite to any party….
alexzinuro over 2 years ago
Hobbes: You know what prehistoric animal always makes me happy?
Calvin: What?
Hobbes: Smilodon.
12515527 8 days ago
I get it. It’s just not a great joke