Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 14, 1990

Transcript:

Calvin: I think if Santa is going to judge my behavior over the last year, I ought to be entitled to legal representation. I mean, let's face it, a lot of Christmas loot is at stake here, and the constitution says no person shall be deprived of property without due process of law. So you can be my lawyer, ok? It's easy! Hobbes: Me?? Calvin: Sure! Here's a legal pad! You're all set! Hobbes: Ok, but I don't take pro bono cases.