Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 28, 2009

Transcript:

Voice says, "Singles hotline. How can I help you?" Pig says, "Hi. I'm looking for a nice girl to date. Can I sign up?" Voice says, "Sure. How would you describe yourself?" X says, "He's no !@#$%@# prize." Pig says, "Ignor my bitter X."