Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 19, 2010
Transcript:
Pig says, "What do you get there, Rat?" Rat says, "The towel roll o' evil, a giant paper towel roll where I keep track of all the backstabbers and connivers who have done me wrong in life." Pig says, "But not everyone in life is a backstabber or a conniver. Some people are loving and helpful. Where do you keep their names?" Rat says, "The Tootsie roll o' kindness."
Clearstream about 8 years ago
Well, I know for sure Pig is on there….maaaybe Goat….
Ranchan over 7 years ago
I’m pretty sure Pig’s name is on the Tootsie Roll.
PBS1! over 5 years ago
I believe a similar joke came before this, on April 05, 2004.
Jim Crigler over 4 years ago
Madame Defarge knitted her “roll of evil.”
Goat the goat over 4 years ago
Sir, why don’t you turn it down a bit? You’re scaring me….