Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 19, 2010
August 18, 2010
August 20, 2010
Transcript:
Rat opens an Indian casino Rat says, "Sir, would you like to hit or stay?" Pig says, "Well, let's see, I've a Mr. Jack and an ace? so maybe I should stay?" Rat says, "Ohhhhh? you don't want Mr. Jack to be lonely, do you? ?He's got no people friends." Pig says, "Then give my Jackie people friends!" Rat says, "Two kings!" Guard Duck says, "Sir, you're losing all your-" Pig says, "Jackie's got some people friends!"
gocomics almost 13 years ago
Actually, blackjack is automatic win for the player: the dealer doesn’t ask ‘hit or stay’ in that case.
Soroxas about 12 years ago
I’ve known how to play blackjack since 6th grade
purpleriver almost 10 years ago
Reminds me of Ox (John Candy) teaching Pvt Cruiser (John Diehl) how to play poker on STRIPES.
spamerman911 almost 7 years ago
I’m surprised rat didn’t rig the deck
Goat (from PBS) almost 4 years ago
holy @#$% pig got blackjack first try