Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 21, 1992

Transcript:

Calvin: Maybe today's horoscope won't come true. I don't want a lucky day for love! Hobbes: "Opposite sex finds you irresistible." Hee hee hee! Calvin: I don't believe in astrology any more! It's all phony! Yeah, that's right! Hobbes: Muchas smooches! Mm-mm! Yow wow! Calvin: Stop it! Yesterday's prediction didn't come true, so I'm sure today's won't either! I'm not worried! Hobbes: When's the wedding?? Should I wear my spats?? Calvin: In a minute you'll be wearing a body cast! Hobbes: Try it, lover boy! We'll see how you kiss girls with a fat lip!