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"Mrs. Olsen has lipstick on her butt!" USAF "Then quit." "If I could quit because I was tired of a joke, I'd have quit because I bark like a colicky sea lion."
I donât get the âlipstickâ joke, but I do feel very sorry for the lady. Iâm so glad I never started. Itâs hard enough to not mainline caffeine, much less try and quit something like smoking. Lost Mom to cancer, and she tried several times to quit smoking. Nothing like writing your own death warrant daily, KNOWING it, and still feeling overwhelming compulsion to do it.
I smoked for 25 years. Laid them down and quit âcold turkeyâ 34 years ago. The difference between someone that tries to quit and someone that is successful? Trying isnât quitting. When you decide itâs over, then itâs over. If youâre going to TRY to quit, failure looms!
How to stop sm*king: Donât start sm*king to begin with. Then you wonât need to quit anything. Dang cancer sticks, why do those stupid things still exist, anyway?!
Keep on keepin' on over 8 years ago
I donât get the âlipstickâ joke, but I do feel very sorry for the lady. Iâm so glad I never started. Itâs hard enough to not mainline caffeine, much less try and quit something like smoking. Lost Mom to cancer, and she tried several times to quit smoking. Nothing like writing your own death warrant daily, KNOWING it, and still feeling overwhelming compulsion to do it.
bkwanab almost 6 years ago
Lipstick on her (cigarette) butt. Geddit now?
robinafox almost 5 years ago
It would be easier to stop wearing lipstick.
robert423elliott about 2 years ago
I smoked for 25 years. Laid them down and quit âcold turkeyâ 34 years ago. The difference between someone that tries to quit and someone that is successful? Trying isnât quitting. When you decide itâs over, then itâs over. If youâre going to TRY to quit, failure looms!
DevilDog2001 Premium Member 3 months ago
How to stop sm*king: Donât start sm*king to begin with. Then you wonât need to quit anything. Dang cancer sticks, why do those stupid things still exist, anyway?!