The Buckets by Greg Cravens for August 05, 2011

Is she going to youtube his response, or is this just to get evidence for a soon-to-be-grounded perjury charge?

The proof is in the pudding. Or in this case – Toby’s foot in his mouth, all on video.

Awwwww, Stop embarrassing him.

LOL xxx

I’d be careful about teaching him the recorder. Two edged sword, you know.

A new reality TV series, “The Buckets” Mr. Cravens looks to the future, beyond newspapers, and leads the charge!

A TV show sounds like fun. We’ll take people who aren’t parents, but who WANT to be, and we’ll put ‘em in a house with a teenager and a first grader for, say, a school year. We’ll need a staff psychiatrist, and maybe a bodyguard for everyone involved.

Greg – there is a show, called "Crash Test Mommy See http://www.foodnetwork.ca/ontv/shows/Crash-Test-Mommy/episode.html?titleid=83491&episodeid=113984&seasonid=113971

BTW it’s in colour today! WOOOT!

Allan… They stole my idea, obviously. There was, also, a time machine involved, but that doesn’t change the fact. And, not only is today in color, but the prior uncolored files are now cleverly colored files. Go look. Again, Time machine. Don’t ask me how. Nobody tells me nothin’.

I’ve done work for the local Childrens Museum. It was there that I learned that you must design exhibits for children to be able to withstand enraged monkeys. Y’member the samsonite commercials with the gorilla? Same deal. Two year olds can break bare steel.

I feel both elated and frustrated. Some of you guys know I also do a webcomic (go to The Buckets facebook page and tinker around, you’ll find it somehow) but today, the traffic got so high (because of a guest strip on another site) that I crashed their server over and over again. Now, I’ve gotta change webhosts, and I’m getting zero traffic instead of record numbers. Talk about good news/bad news/absurd news…. sigh. I like it here at The Buckets where a whizbang team of hotshots looks out for us and our fun.

I’ll email Joey right now with instructions on the shirt.

I guess this is payback for not doing your chores Toby.