Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 31, 1993

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Susie: Mm, this dinner you fixed is delicious, honey. What is it? Calvin: I'ts dog food. And don't call me "honey." Susie: You can't feed me dog food! I'm the President of the United States! Calvin: No, you're the president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous! Give me a break! Susie: You're just mad because you're the "first husband" and you have to vacuum the White House all day! Calvin: I do not! In fact, I'm not your husband at all! Susie: What are you doing?! Stop being such a little weirdo! Calvin: Me Monga-Taa, king of jungle! Susie: Oh, nice underpants! You're really gross. Calvin: Me off to jungle! Find tiger friend! Live with animals! Susie: I can run the country without you! Good riddance, you moron! Calvin: It take one to know one! Boy, am I glad to see you. Playing with Susie is a big waste of time. You wouldn't believe the junk she can imagine. Hobbes: Nice underpants. Mom: What do you mean Calvin left his clothes with Susie??