Calvin and Hobbes Writing Assignments - by Bill Watterson for February 11, 1993
Transcript:
Calvin: I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them. I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog! Want to see my book report? Hobbes: "The dynamics of interbeing and monological imperatives in Dick and Jane: a study in psychic transrelational gender modes." Calvin: Academia, here I come!
ChocPi over 14 years ago
ROFLOL! Hysterical!
Icalasari about 14 years ago
He hit the nail on the head
Osric250 over 12 years ago
The problem comes when you find someone that can do that better than you. Since they can as well they are able to see how it’s all wrong and disprove you with their own version that looks just as bad.
delemus over 12 years ago
I think I first saw this one in writing class actually…I hate writing, but that teacher was awesome :)
CloudsofGrey about 12 years ago
Dick and Jane were before my time, but several picture books featuring that “writing” style were presented to me in first grade, and duly rejected. I had to read and reread a book about tomatoes during silent reading time.
ChrisRJ almost 9 years ago
And the award for most large words that few funnies readers can make sense of in a single strip goes to…
HobbesForPresident almost 7 years ago
omg pretty much all no avatars
yow4zip Premium Member almost 7 years ago
He’s a natural.
KelpTheGreat over 4 years ago
Author “Raster0fMandomness” has created an iToons based off of this strip: https://www.mezzacotta.net/itoons/?comic=12
Dragongirl55 about 3 years ago
I love that unlike many ‘underachiever’ characters, Calvin is actually really smart. He uses words most adults don’t know, he can remember facts that interest him, and such as here, he shows off how smart he can really be. But then he’s marked off as a ‘bad student,’ because his learning style just goes against the school system, and he acts out as a result. I’d also bet money that he has some form of ADHD.
Will_Scarlet 11 months ago
“And everyone will say
As you walk your mystic way -
’If this young man expresses himself in terms too deep for me,
Why what a most particularly deep young man this deep young man must be!’" – WS Gilbert.