Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 27, 1994
March 26, 1994
March 28, 1994
Transcript:
Spaceman Spiff/Calvin: Stranded on a distant planet, the fearless Spaceman Spiff has been captured by a horrible Yukbarf! Yukbarf alien leader: So the earthling villian won't cooperate, eh? We'll see about that! Take him to the dungeon! Yukbarf alien: Yes, your most supreme odoriferousness! Spaceman Spiff/Calvin: Hey, what kind of dungeon is this?! Aren't you going to torture me? Yukbarf alien: Oh yes! Have a seat and let's see how you withstand a calm discussion of wholesome principles! Calvin: Aaaugh! Dad: Yes, life is tough and suffering builds character. Nothing worth having ever comes easy. Virtue is its own reward. And when I was your age...
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holly550 about 15 years ago
Seems like a typical day.
bmonk almost 15 years ago
The women get better results at 9 Chickweed Lane with leopard print undies…
Pelahnar about 12 years ago
This is the day I was born.
weatherford.joe Premium Member over 9 years ago
You’re a walking cliché, Dad.
Formedras over 5 years ago
Oh, Cob. “When I was your age…” “lessons” are unjust torture.
yow4zip Premium Member over 5 years ago
Odoriferousness.
kamikaze-kumquat over 3 years ago
I hate that whole “suffering builds character” bull. It does not. It breeds contempt and a whole lot of believing if you didn’t suffer to get something, then you don’t deserve it, which isn’t true at all. Unless you’re a billionaire stealing wealth from his workers, chances are you still had to work to get the things you have. Plenty of things I got through hard work I happened to enjoy that didn’t require my ultimate suffering at the same time. Boomers really need to stop spreading that noise.
Boosted (Heavy main in TF2) over 3 years ago
Why is his dad changing the subject every half second?
Odie's best friend almost 3 years ago
speaking of barf