Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 22, 2009

Out of the frying pan and into the … roasting pan.

Eat him and you’ll get even fatter.

This is something to lose your head over.

What would PETA say about all of this?

Excellent!

Giblet gravy anyone?

At least the frog could safely hide during the Holidays.

I kissed a chick and she turned into a frog

I don’t care what PETA would say I love the dark meat of the bird so pass the stuffing. If I was a wizard and someone called my wife “I don’t have one at the moment” I would turn them into something too that was yummy too “cow, pig chicken, fish or some thing”.

Voi’la, dinner is served.

Now that’s what I call a curse!

That pinko group PETA needs to mind their own business.

I like the (possibly mythical) native American tradition of thanking the spirit of the animal for the gift of their life to sustain ours. Makes much more sense than the the PETA ethic. Respecting the animals you eat also means avoiding low cost meat production (e.g. broilers confined to their cage have their feet grow into the wire mesh, and have to have them cut off when they are taken out to be butchered - not exactly humane) and go for free range or at least kosher. Eat meat less often - once or twice a week.

Would it still be canibalism though? If it was a man, turned into a frog into a turkey…

I really emphatize!

cholldekkgher stenst… That was uncalled for and unnecessary. NotNorman, is that you?

Oh, yeah, way to go, Wiz!