B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 28, 2009

  1. Hyacinth macaw
    sjoujke  almost 15 years ago

    …..a contribution to the honeymoon would be greatly appreciated.

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    COWBOY7  almost 15 years ago

    The strangest set of circumstnces has forced a change in plans…

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  3. Veggie tales
    Yukoner  almost 15 years ago

    That’s called killing to birds with one stone.

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    Pacejv  almost 15 years ago

    Her relatives were in the film “Deliverance.”

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  5. What has been seen t1
    lewisbower  almost 15 years ago

    Get married at the funeral. Saves dry cleaning bills

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    Nebulous Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    You do realize that it’s a Biblical situation. If a man dies without producing an heir, his brother is to take the man’s widow into his house and raise an heir for him.

    Now there were seven brothers…

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  7. Kitty at sunset
    wicky  almost 15 years ago

    Perfect!

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    GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    …and she killed them all off one by one after each mariage.

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    Trainwreck_1  almost 15 years ago

    Uncle-Daddy… Can you _?

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  10. Frog4
    Digital Frog  almost 15 years ago

    The first 5 brothers died from eating poison mushrooms, the 6th died from a blow to the head (from her frying pan when he wouldn’t eat his mushrooms…)

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  11. Love triumphs
    Donna Haag  almost 15 years ago

    Claudius and Gertrude request your presents…er, presence at their forthcoming nuptials…

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    Iwa Iniki  almost 15 years ago

    Soooo very humorous!

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  13. Thrill
    fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Thrift, Miss Know-It-All, thrift! The funeral baked meats didst coldly furnish forth the wedding table.

    O most wicked speed, To post with such dexterity to incestuous sheets!

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  14. Thrill
    fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    O, God! a beast, that wants discourse of reason, Would have mourn’d longer—married with my uncle, My father’s brother, but no more like my father Than I to Hercules: within a month: Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears Had left the flushing in her galled eyes, She married.

    It is not, nor it cannot come to good.

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