B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 28, 2009

…..a contribution to the honeymoon would be greatly appreciated.

The strangest set of circumstnces has forced a change in plans…

That’s called killing to birds with one stone.

Her relatives were in the film “Deliverance.”

Get married at the funeral. Saves dry cleaning bills

You do realize that it’s a Biblical situation. If a man dies without producing an heir, his brother is to take the man’s widow into his house and raise an heir for him.

Now there were seven brothers…

Perfect!

…and she killed them all off one by one after each mariage.

Uncle-Daddy… Can you _?

The first 5 brothers died from eating poison mushrooms, the 6th died from a blow to the head (from her frying pan when he wouldn’t eat his mushrooms…)

Claudius and Gertrude request your presents…er, presence at their forthcoming nuptials…

Soooo very humorous!

Thrift, Miss Know-It-All, thrift! The funeral baked meats didst coldly furnish forth the wedding table.

O most wicked speed, To post with such dexterity to incestuous sheets!

O, God! a beast, that wants discourse of reason, Would have mourn’d longer—married with my uncle, My father’s brother, but no more like my father Than I to Hercules: within a month: Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears Had left the flushing in her galled eyes, She married.

It is not, nor it cannot come to good.