Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 18, 2011

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    Llewellenbruce  over 13 years ago

    Maybe that’s what stunted the Fink’s growth.

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    machpovii3  over 13 years ago

    Lemme guess: the higher arsenic is cancelling out the other concentration of poisons?

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    shamanal  over 13 years ago

    huh? I missed something. Anyone want to ’plain it to me?

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    Destiny23  over 13 years ago

    Arsenic occurs naturally in some water sources. I guess the Idiots have been drinking it long enough, they’re immune??(If the Huns had meant business, they would have poisoned the water with fluoride…)

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    sottwell  over 13 years ago

    How about the studies showing high concentrations of mercury in the water leads to waterbirds engaging in homosexual courting and nesting? http://www.talk1200.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=104673&article=7908726

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    hariseldon59  over 13 years ago

    Arsenic in foods and drinking water is a pretty big health concern today. And just because it occurs naturally doesn’t make it any less harmful.

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    McGehee  over 13 years ago

    Fools! If you really want to contaminate the water supply you have to fill it with dihydrogen monoxide!

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    jpsomebody  over 13 years ago

    The easiest way is to fill it with urea.

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Wasn’t there a Russian village with an unusually high arsenic content in its water and an unusually high incidence of centenarians in their population?

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    burleigh2  over 13 years ago

    Sounds like California. :-o Oh no he di’int!

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    freeholder1  over 13 years ago

    Great. we can use it to get the last bit of gold out of my dead relatives’ teeth.

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    Jollie_Ollie  over 13 years ago

    oh please, sottwell…. MUST YOU turn everything gay?!?!

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