This is just a retelling of Emo Phillips’ Definition Of Eternity joke:“What is eternity? You’re on the checkout line at a supermarket. There are seven people in front of you. They are all old. They all have two carts and coupons for every item. They are all paying by check. None of them have ID. It’s the checkout girl’s first day on the job. She doesn’t speak any English. Take away fifteen minutes from that, and you begin to get an idea of what eternity is.”It was on his record E=mo², which won the 1985 New Music Award for best comedy album.
margueritem over 13 years ago
I’ve been behind her in line, I think…
littlejeff over 13 years ago
Me too, but only when I have frozen items. (Well, items that were frozen…)
runar over 13 years ago
This is just a retelling of Emo Phillips’ Definition Of Eternity joke:“What is eternity? You’re on the checkout line at a supermarket. There are seven people in front of you. They are all old. They all have two carts and coupons for every item. They are all paying by check. None of them have ID. It’s the checkout girl’s first day on the job. She doesn’t speak any English. Take away fifteen minutes from that, and you begin to get an idea of what eternity is.”It was on his record E=mo², which won the 1985 New Music Award for best comedy album.
Jollie_Ollie over 13 years ago
You just wait…. someday YOU will be old and on a fixed income!!
bossyheifer over 13 years ago
rofl OMG this is SO real life! But if Lil were a real person she’d do it JUST to upset people!
Tigressy about 4 years ago
Love the bar code – and where it leads to…
SamSevenDT over 1 year ago
Queue Rage -Randy Feltface