This is just a retelling of Emo Phillips’ Definition Of Eternity joke:“What is eternity? You’re on the checkout line at a supermarket. There are seven people in front of you. They are all old. They all have two carts and coupons for every item. They are all paying by check. None of them have ID. It’s the checkout girl’s first day on the job. She doesn’t speak any English. Take away fifteen minutes from that, and you begin to get an idea of what eternity is.”It was on his record E=mo², which won the 1985 New Music Award for best comedy album.
This is just a retelling of Emo Phillips’ Definition Of Eternity joke:“What is eternity? You’re on the checkout line at a supermarket. There are seven people in front of you. They are all old. They all have two carts and coupons for every item. They are all paying by check. None of them have ID. It’s the checkout girl’s first day on the job. She doesn’t speak any English. Take away fifteen minutes from that, and you begin to get an idea of what eternity is.”It was on his record E=mo², which won the 1985 New Music Award for best comedy album.