Grandma, I think I need more sunblock. Okay, honey. Michael was eaten by a giant squid. Okay, honey. Can I get a tattoo of a flaming skull? Okay, honey. That James Patterson must be some writer.
James Patterson is mind pizza… you read it for the escapism. You know it’s not good for you but do you care? And an hour after reading it you’re looking for something more…Stephanie Meyer on the other hand will be first against the wall when Bram Stoker fans take over the world… sparkling vampires? As my Mum would say “FIDDLESTICKS!”
Waste of paper! Not the writing – I find him a pretty good read – but WHY, after every 4 page chapter, does he need a completely blank page??? Think of the trees, man!
CateBilling over 13 years ago
James Patterson is mind pizza… you read it for the escapism. You know it’s not good for you but do you care? And an hour after reading it you’re looking for something more…Stephanie Meyer on the other hand will be first against the wall when Bram Stoker fans take over the world… sparkling vampires? As my Mum would say “FIDDLESTICKS!”
Comic Minister Premium Member over 13 years ago
I guess she’s not getting the message Gabby.
littlejeff over 13 years ago
Waste of paper! Not the writing – I find him a pretty good read – but WHY, after every 4 page chapter, does he need a completely blank page??? Think of the trees, man!
klaude over 13 years ago
Too bad he doesn’t actually write most of his books. He gives an outline to a co-author who does the real writing.