In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for July 24, 2011

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    BlueEyedCatMom  over 13 years ago

    You can’t hustle if you ain’t got much muscle.

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    Howcha play soccer widout feet?

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    jpsomebody  over 13 years ago

    OK who slimed the ball!

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    jtviper7  over 13 years ago

    They’re very sluggish…

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    Dirty Dragon  over 13 years ago

    At least these slugs have an excuse for not being able to get one stinkin’ lousy score in 90 minutes.Our local soccer club is scoring at the heart-pounding rate of 1 goal per game en route to their current record of 2 wins, 6 losses and 12 ties.

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    hippogriff  over 13 years ago

    Lew: They have feet, they are gastroPODS, stomach foot. So they do have a foot – not that it helps much for that strange form of football that actually uses feet to move the ball.

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