Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 15, 2011

And you will use them well.

More powerful than a locomotive…

One of the oddest examples of polydactylism I’ve seen, that…

I have a Y chromosome but you’re not getting it.

Why? Why? Why do you tempt man so? Were you just sequenced that way? XOXO

Do they mark the spots?

You ain’t seen the half of it.

“Y” not use them on me ??

mirror , mirror on the wall , who has the prettiest butt of all ??

And it’s a power the priests and landowners cannot control, try as they might! And Lordy, do they try.

TERESA Enjoyed “Hands” on the blog. You might want to photograph mine as three generations of women have called me “all Thumbs” At least they call the handyman before me.

Forbidden Images was fascinating. It all looks pre-code, even silent movie, and the vast majority looked rather tame. It makes me wonder what kind of fetishes the censors had if they felt the images were scandalous. Heck, Clara Bow in “Call Her Savage” (I think that is the title), showed more than most did in the little short. Not that I was complaining.

Yul Brynner had hair?!!

o yeah. i am not afraid of you, you know.

I saw Bonnie and Clyde’s car in a Jean, Nevada casino. It was so full of bullet holes that you could have grated cheese with it.

The guy with 12 fingers reminds of this guy, who has 12 completely functional fingers. The video quality is pretty bad, but it’s interesting:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-yYX5NqYzA

is that Vicki Dougan in the backless dress?

And her significant other’s Ys are in her purse!

More about twelve digits… I think we also need to post the obligatory Schoolhouse Rock:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-FZJq85dpg

Which is easily bizarre enough for Frog Blog. :)

There was a pitcher for the Phillies named Antonio Alfonseca who had six fingers. His nickname was el Pulpo, the octopus.http://www.google.com/search?q=antonio+alfonseca&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=89R&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&prmd=ivnso&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=NXQgTo2sHYTk0QHn8YicAw&ved=0CCoQsAQ&biw=1916&bih=932

I bought the same fry pan at Walmart. I solved the problem with a serrated steak knife. Bought a second one but that’s still in the garage soaking in kerosene.

No Frog Applause today? ;(

It’s 4 o’clock in the morning hereThe bar’s closed and “You gotta leave Dear”I’ve been kicked to the curb, ain’t got no beerJust sittin’ here waiting for Frog Applause to appear

I’ve always been pathetic. I’m too old and senile to do much more growing up. It’s all downhill for me now.

Froggy , It’s Saturday now and where oh where are you ??

Who gives a XXXX for chromosomes?

Ribbit

Angered the Go-Comic Overlord? Or going for 60% lamer?