B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 29, 2011

The young girls call me a charming senior citizen

I know that I am an old ‘geezer’ hoping I am not missing too much. Heard it said that memory is the 2nd thing to go. So, I keep a big smile on just to make people wonder, ‘I wonder what he has been up too this time?’

And I thought an old gaffer was an old guy responsible for lighting in the film industry.

Good Morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers.

The “geezer” may not know why he is smiling, and he really doesn’t care.

Uh oh.

a geezer is a senile delinquent.

Gaffers AND geezers get away with murder. I’ve seen them lay their hands on young girls with no reponse from the girl but either a giggle or an eye roll. If a 40 year old man did that, he’d find himself in court.

“I’ll be a dirty old man until I’m a dead old man”

Geez!

HAHA! Love it!!

Keeps others wondering tho….

And crossed eyes make dotted “teees”.

Geezers go thru 3 stages in forgetting things. Stage 1, you forget people’s names, where you left your keys, stuff like that.Stage 2, you forget to zip your pants up. Stage 3, you forget to zip them down.

I love B.C.

been there,done that when i was a much younger. i am now older than dirt.

I just hate it when pretty young women run ahead to hold the door for me. talk about feeling old

She had a look that made young men tremble, and old men cry….

I’m glad that I’m still a gaffer!

Girls make me smile at any age.

I always thought Gaffer was Samwise Gamgee’s dad from the Lord of the Ring saga.