Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 18, 2011
Transcript:
Goat: Did you see the vacation photos I posted on 'Facebook'? Rat: No, I can't. We are not 'Facebook' friends. Goat: What are you talking about? We were friends yesterday. Rat: Yes... I removed you from my friend list this morning. Goat: Why? Rat: I call it 'culling the herd.' Goat: I am not one of your cattle. Rat: Not now you're not.
perceptor3 over 13 years ago
Facebook is evil. Who are those hackers that are threatening to shut it down? I want to give them a medal!
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
Rat calls it culling. Goat doesn’t. I’m with Goat. You know what? —Rat is a rat.
zero over 13 years ago
Spare the prod - spoil the cattle…
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago
Good one Juke!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago
Rat culls one head but Goat comes out ahead.
x_Tech over 13 years ago
It’s OK Rat, I can put all my pics right here in a slide show. All 314 over and over and over and…
KEA over 13 years ago
Facebook is the most egregious public scam since religion, and more invasive.
wcr over 13 years ago
I did that last week. Very gratifying (satisfying?) I don’t know. It’s early.
TheSpanishInquisition over 13 years ago
14 years old and still no Facebook account! I spend my time doing more productive things, like, well…..like reading GoComics. :)
pocounohamster over 13 years ago
Funny!
milady1 over 13 years ago
I call it weeding the garden
jkhandy over 13 years ago
Ah yes, Facebook. Just another way to avoid real, live interaction with other human beings. Big brother is watching.
bmonk over 13 years ago
Rat loves unfriending people. He’d love it even more if there were more he could do, like casting persons into the lowest pits of the Abyss, but—meh—unfriending is better than nothing.
bmonk over 13 years ago
If Goat’s pics include his kids, I can see why Rat unfriended him—isn’t it still true that kids should be seen and not herded?
tmick2001 over 13 years ago
It’s nice to see some anti-facebook people out there!
hariseldon59 over 13 years ago
What happened to the whole Stephan in prison story line? Wasn’t he only allowed to run one more set of croc strips before his strip was replaced? This is not a croc strip.
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
It’s official: Rat is the un-friendliest guy around.
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I look people in the face and I read books, so I’m not on Facebook.
folklegendredux over 13 years ago
Culling the herd is the best part about being on Facebook.
Keno21 over 13 years ago
Why do they keep coming up with ways to stay connected with people we do not visit, talk to, or write to? TAKE THE HINT!!
justrightturnips over 13 years ago
Refresh my memory. When is our week of crocs up. I’m still in suspense on this prison deal!!!
SergeitheAntagonist over 13 years ago
I was hoping for another Zeeba-croc wall strip. Oh well…
Montaholic over 13 years ago
OK, the zeeb strips are over so it’s time to get on with the Pastis execution! Judge’s orders!