Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 13, 2009
Transcript:
Man: ... And I say, most of them in Congress are corrupt! Man: Yep! Obviousman: Sigh... sounds like another job for... OBVIOUSMAN! That's not true! Obviously, you don't know how a representative government works. Man: Um... I thought I did... we send people from our community to represent our interests in Congress... Obviousman: OK... let's put it this way... who do you want to win the football game you're watching? Man: New England! Woo hoo! Obviousman: Now, if I gave you $100, would you root for Carolina just for today? Man: Um... sure! We can still root for the Patriots next week. Man: ... and have $100 in our pocket. Man: Wait... oh, my... I see... Man: We Were wrong... all of them are corrupt! Man: Thanks, Obviousman! I'll never have to waste my time voting again!! Obviousman: Glad to help... just don't make me come back to point out the obvious about the military budget, OK?
ben_david about 15 years ago
Mark one up for Obviousman.
Representative government. Hmmm. What a novel idea.
WoodEye about 15 years ago
Is his military brother Captain Obvious?
grapfhics about 15 years ago
We could always let George do it. Oh wait, didn’t just try that?
Angie B Premium Member about 15 years ago
I’ve been telling my husband this for years - Thanks Wiley!
ArtyG about 15 years ago
Go Carolina! We don’t suck too bad. Really.
GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago
Though Wiley does these strips in advance, he must know when they’ll be shown. Carolina is playing at New England today. Or was that too obvious too everyone?
I like Obvious Man.
ronaldmundy about 15 years ago
DUH!
nice wheaten psa 11973
CarolinaGirl about 15 years ago
Carolina might even stand a chance today with Delhomme on the bench!!
wicky about 15 years ago
General screwup?
CogentModality about 15 years ago
Corporal punishment?
Colonel (sic) of truth?
jaiel about 15 years ago
Thank you obvious Man Thank you!!
Dirty Dragon about 15 years ago
Remember, the third party he conjured up is called “Connecticut for Lieberman”, not “Lieberman for Connecticut”.
Joe Lieberman may (ironically) be the most honest man in the US Senate.
alancreech about 15 years ago
Maybe it is time to start picking our representatives like we pick jurors…
Kosher71 about 15 years ago
Money talks , BS walks …
Justice22 about 15 years ago
Draggin’ Joe is obviously in the pockets of several special interests at the moment. Obvious man knows!
oddknock about 15 years ago
It’s far more important and affects your life much more to participate in local government than in the federal government.
Ronshua about 15 years ago
Just a wild guess , but I’d say nix on a Nobel or Pulitzer for this comic . Oh yeah , food taster maybe prudent . Good job , good luck !
celeconecca about 15 years ago
Varnes about 15 years ago
Ji2m, term limits have the exact opposite effect than what they are intended for.. The office holder has no reason to do anything the voters want, in his last term. Heck he’s being thrown out of office anyway. And since he’s gonna need a job, he might as well suck up to the people who apy the lobbyists, deregulate their industry, give them sweetheart deals, you know, the very things term limits are supposed to limit! Then they will hire him when he gets dismissed from office. Not to mention it takes away the right Americans to vote for their candidate…In that sense it’s un-American
siddartha999 about 15 years ago
I want an OM t-shirt !!!
thuckins about 15 years ago
Dracips was saying how term limits cause more corruption. I would say that dishonest people cause corruption. If someone can be bribed they will be bribed because they have not made the decision and habit of always being honest. This is especially needed in a politician to whom we the public have entrusted the sacred duty of representing our interests. So when that person decides that they are going to put their own interests first, we have a real problem. This is why de Toqueville predicted America would fail once it’s people lost their moral compass. In this time of relativism there is little hope for a reform or renewal of our body politic.
Joseph Krois about 15 years ago
Money talks, bulls@#t walks…What amazes is the small value these politicians place on their careers…To f#%k-up your political career at 70 or 80 for a few hundred thousand? Is there an honest man?
benbrilling about 15 years ago
Term limits is (obviously) not the solution. As long as people are aware of what their rep is doing, he/she would be re-elected if doing good and thrown out if doing bad, The problem is money. With enough money a bad politician can get re-elected by obscuring the truth. Lobbying needs to be extremely regulated or eliminated and donations of all forms limited drastically.
tonytiger29 about 15 years ago
My favorite milatary leader is General Disregard.
kat827618 about 15 years ago
Two thumbs up for Obvious Man !!!