Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 20, 2011

Most untidy…

Not impressed. Teresa has it right. Besides, they’re such a pair of sourpusses.

The rest of the story (as of 1954):

11) Profanity, obscenity, smut, vulgarity, or words or symbols which have acquired undesirable meanings are forbidden.

12) Nudity in any form is prohibited, as is indecent or undue exposure.

13) Suggestive and salacious illustration or suggestive posture is unacceptable.

14) Females shall be drawn realistically without exaggeration of any physical qualities.

15) Illicit sex relations are neither to be hinted at nor portrayed. Violent love scenes as well as sexual abnormalities are unacceptable.

16) Seduction and rape shall never be shown or suggested.

17) Sex perversion or any inference to same is strictly forbidden.

18) Nudity with meretricious purpose and salacious postures shall not be permitted in the advertising of any product; clothed figures shall never be presented in such a way as to be offensive or contrary to good taste or morals.

Well, of course not. You should have arranged the bacon bits in a festive manner and garnished with a sprig of Parsley. But I think you were right in not using Paprika on the egg.

Re: ‘Comics Code’That reads like a ZAP Comics ToDo list. Including, but not limited to, The Old Wolf’s list

Re: Civil DefenseWhen I was that age I lived across the bay from San Francisco and there were at least 5 key military targets, oil refineries, 2 transportation centers, UCB and Stanford. Or other words, one Big Bull’s-eye. No point in wasting money on dog tags, but we did get the drills to get under your desk and kiss you’re a$$ goodbye.

I’m impressed…but like detourjones, that may not in fact be too difficult to do…

But the banana creme “ark pie” made them wonder.

I just suggested pancakes. Do I call 911 if she is threatening me with a fry pan?

Add a guy with toast crumbs on his shirt – breakfast!

I told her to make me pancakes. Do I call 911 when threatened with a fry pan?

They should probably both eschew the asafetida, garlic and limburger -scented body wash.

Old conservative guys are not supposed to “squee,” but that’s just what I did when I saw that outlet door…

Neitheram I impressed with the smut on Pibgorn…unless he’s scamming us all. And he’s seeing just how far he can push the overlords to prove how arbitrary they are.

Tired of that dratted egg on your shoulder? Want to get rid of the bacon bits in your hair?Try new and improved Selsyn Blue. Now in the bright green package. And kiss your breakfast hair problems away.

I remember doing the old “duck and cover” in grade school. Never got dog tags though. (It was a Catholic grade school, so they passed out scapulars instead.)

RE: S’more – You’re doing it wrong. You’re suppose to toast the marshmallow, then put the chocolate on. Not the other way around.

These are their salad days.

better a fried egg than a chip on the shoulder…

dogtags: Yes, I had one of those when I was a little girl, so did my sister.

I can’t believe I wasted my time on this obviously drug addicted cartoonist…

who cares ??

ST2, He’s probably sitting on one right now.