Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 24, 2009

it ain’t the words, its the motion…

Re blog: @#*%, I’ll pass.

Nurse, I’m ready for my @#$%ing upgrade.

I believe my wife was a longshoreman in a previous life. I wish she’d put them on paper instead of on me.

The nurse’s nametag says ‘Teresa’. Sign me up!!

Here’s my partial list of four-letter words:

goat, comb, jelly, head, bone, test, cold, long, ugly, time, face, frog, lamp, door, desk, book, kiss, nose, luck, vase, good, wall, rain, snow, nail, shoe, boot, sock, foot, neck, room…

RE: Blog… Yeah, that’s about it too.

Frip spug nerb blit!!!

Go stop a &%#&#$ clock with that !#$@@* face.

The lucky recipient in the blog looks like former President George W. Bush. That would explain a lot.

You’d be more likely to see Bill Clinton in that pose.

Nurse Theresa appears to have a stethoscope in her ears. What is she listening to?

Teresa would never post something like that in her blog. You people all have dirty minds.

Happy memories of my prostate biopsy!

JPS: TMI

Posting came up late today, so I didn’t even notice, Trenchmouth!

Ah ha! A grawlix! http://www.wordnik.com/words/grawlix

I knew you’d get around to it sooner or later, T.