The Doozies by Tom Gammill for July 30, 2011

Thank you, Conjunction-Man. Once again you’ve saved the day!

I’ll have 3 pies, hold the burger. I’m on a diet.

…Call it,Kewpee Burger …

Is this the Pie and Burger in Pasadena? If they’re that slow these days, maybe I can finally get a seat next time I try to go there.