Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 23, 2003

Transcript:

"Did you know that the last time the Chicago Cubs won the World Series, Mark Twain was still alive?" "He musta been a heckuva player." "What are you talking about?" "Well, if they haven't won since he died, that tells me he must have been a very valuable player." "He never even played." "Then that's a pretty poor excuse."