Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 21, 2004

Transcript:

"And then she cuts in front of me, and I think 'Isn't that just like a woman?'" "What did you just say?" "Look familiar folks? You're on a date when suddenly, you say the wrong thing. Just one little slip and you've got a potential catastrophe on your hands." "Well, do not fear, because now there's Chumpy, the rodeo dating clown." "When you slip up, Chumpy steps in to distract your date, buying you critical time to get back on your feet." "With his array of Zany antics, Chumpy will have your date feeling good again in no time." "As your date laughs uproariously, you step seamlessly back into the scene, your careless slip now a distant memory." "You sure look lovely tonight." "Your place or mine?" "Order Chumpy today!"