Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 02, 2004

Transcript:

"What are you doing under the kitchen table, Pig?' "Oh, just spending time with the cockroaches. they're my friends." "Cockroaches? We have cockroaches loose in our kitchen?" "Oh, no, silly, they're not lose. I got them a home." "You got the cockroaches a home?" "Yeah, they really needed a place to call their own. So I bought them one." "Where the ^%$# do you buy accomadations for a cockroach?" "At the grocery store. i swear, i couldn't believe it either until I read the side of the box, but there it was in black and white." "Roach motel." "I think they're sleeping in."